this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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