I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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