My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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