Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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