Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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