Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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