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Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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