He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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