It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
thus making me awesome and them whores
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Houston, we have a blender
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I believe in your delicious
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Randomize
