How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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