Sry I called you an 8
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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