Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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