so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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