rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
