Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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