that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I have already put on my inside pants.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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