Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
birth control should be required to get into college
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
i believe in u and ur pee
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