So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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