Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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