some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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