I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Well I just put wine in my tea
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
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