Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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