so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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