why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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