I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I just found puke in my bra..
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
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