just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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