His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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