shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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