yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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