I bet he comes in French.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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