Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
love makes seman taste better
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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