I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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