We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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