If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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