Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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