Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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