Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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