I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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