i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
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