i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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