Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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