I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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