Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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