So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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