You made me cry and you don't even care
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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