If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
She even gives head with a lisp.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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