Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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