Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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