I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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