She's JV to your varsity
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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