I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I met the friendliest cop last night
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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