Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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