I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Randomize
