Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
