worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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