she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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