How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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