remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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