No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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