38 yer olds are good kisserssss
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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