ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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